and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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