lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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