look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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