Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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