it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have demons in me.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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