just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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