:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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