Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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