4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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