So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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