Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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