North Korea, Best Korea!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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