Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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