did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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