Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
How does it feel to date your dad?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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