Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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