matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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