That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
tell me about the fingering
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