i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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