I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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