I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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