don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
