Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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