Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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