you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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