She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Randomize
