"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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