hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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