Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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