yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
