Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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