So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
sex in a hospital.. check
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
