the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
zippers are such a cool invention
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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