I smell stomach acid.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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