I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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