I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
