I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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