its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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