Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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