Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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