There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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