She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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