8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I smell stomach acid.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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