Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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