SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
