we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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