but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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