I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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