You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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