Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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