I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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